4 Best Vegan Keto Recipes! (Low Carb/Paleo)

4 Best Vegan Keto Recipes! (Low Carb/Paleo)


what up hello um have you noticed have you noticed in our bathroom this bottle of soap that for like the last three months has like one drop like a dr. Bronner’s bottle yes with one drop it’s like evaporated it’s like a thick layer of like glycerin there’s not even soap it’s just it’s our money’s worth dude it’s been sitting there for three months with like one drop maybe even longer and you noticed that would you think what conclusions have you drawn about the kind of person I thought it was an empty yet you’re kidding dude there’s like nothing left um so I don’t want to open the wallet to buy like a twelve dollar bottle of dr. Bronner’s soap but I don’t want to get rid of the bottle I’m like this is okay here’s the technique I’ve got a twelve dollar bottle there’s one drop left if I use that last drop then there’s no way around it I’m out and then I have to buy more or I have to just admit defeat and like quit buying some expensive ass soap is that is that expensive a soap um is there a my just living living in the past my like my mom it’s not that again when when did we buy that like at least eight months ago maybe a year ago it’s been a long time you’re revealing how often I shower um okay so here’s the technique I see this bottle I’m like oh shit there’s no more soap left and I was like no wait there’s residue of soap don’t throw it away this is what I’m thinking you did nothing well you fill with water no I don’t do that I’m no no I want to luxurious shower experience I don’t want some watered-down I know I don’t do any of that however I also don’t shower that often so I have some very interesting preferences of luxury I guess anyway so I see this empty bottle of soap which I’ve said like 500 times already and I think if I don’t use it then don’t break the illusion okay but this is what I’m thinking even though it you just brought up a really good point now you have made a good point and I don’t need to really explain myself so oh we have this like neon fucking dollar store bath soap that I bought a guest there was a guest staying at her house and I was like this person can use this dollar store so they’re not using my twelve dollars so I was being selfish right and they were there they used the bottle like they use like a drop like a tablespoon out of like this whole fucking thing so I had to make the call that bottles been sitting in the shower seriously a year it was last summer that I bought that dollar store bottle literally at the dollar store I’m not being fucking hilarious anyway so I look at my which we have all decided is an empty bottle of soap and I said you know what I’m gonna just use this dollar store so I don’t know when the last time I’ve used some dollar store soap I’ve been you can sit in the lap of luxury for so many years you need to schedule an appointment no I’ve been a patient of dr. Bronner’s for probably 15 years right like I don’t use neon fucking soap the soap seriously looks like somebody took tile ‘it bowl cleaner toilet bowl cleaner and they just like threw like i don’t know like – of fucking manly ass cologne in there and I should does smell good so I guess this is like a therapy session where I’m admitting dude I’ve seriously been ignoring it for three months or more but I but as the result I’ve started using this other bottle that’s been sitting there that bottle probably cost a dollar how bad was it it was fine it wasn’t luxurious it smelled manly which was kind of nice I don’t know it’s it okay because I’ve been on dr. Bronner PhD I’ve been on his bandwagon so long doctor is not a medical doctor is is like doctor’s first name it’s like it’s like a nickname like I don’t really have a joke I’m not really sure but I just don’t trust I shouldn’t trust someone who calls themself a doctor on I don’t know this is okay we’re getting back on track where am I going with this story so now I guess I used dollar store fucking toilet bowl shower bought bath wash or shower gel I don’t know what the fuck it is and it smells manly and I’m a lady and it’s fucking neon I don’t know dude does any of this matter I haven’t tried it do you think I should throw out the bottle yes that’s not the point do you think I should replace it you’ll never forget dr. Bronner I know I’m dismissing him for fucking five minutes even his ph.d do you know honestly do you think I should buy another bottle or do you think I should just get on the dollar store bandwagon and just get off my high horse neon blue for life you can get another bottle well I know I can I’m just there’s like a crossroad of Who am I as a person what kind of person am I you’re a patient of dr. Bronner’s dude I like the lavender bush it smells good [Music]

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